カテゴリー別アーカイブ: 英語でJoke

☆Password

(笑)
PASSWORD PROBLEMS:

WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.
USER: cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
USER: boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
USER: 1 boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.
USER: 50bloodyboiledcabbages

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one uppercase character.
USER: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one uppercase character consecutively.
USER: 50BloodyBoiledCabbagesYouStupidIdiotGiveMeAccessNow!

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
USER : IWillHuntYouDown50BloodyBoiledCabbagesYouStupidIdiotGiveMeAccessNow

WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.
(This joke won an award for the Best Joke in a competition held in Britain.)

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応用例文

I want you to trust me.
(あなたに私のことを信じてほしい。)

I have something I want you to see.
(あなたに見せたいものがあります。)

I want you to be happy.
(君に幸せになってもらいたいんだ。)

I want my grandparents to get it before Christmas.
(私は祖父母がクリスマス前にそれを受け取って欲しいの。)

☆Capital

Capital(首都/資産)
ここでは、首都ではなく資産/資金の意。
“米国のお金はどこにあるの?”
“人口の1%の富裕層(one-percenter)が資産のほとんどを海外の口座に入れているんだよ…“

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