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Politically correct definitions
公正な(差別/偏見のない）表現
messy=domestically challenged
Bald=Comb-free
Fat=Horizontally gifted/Gravitationally-challenged
Homeless=residentially flexible
Old=Chronologically gifted
Looter or shoplifter=Nontraditional shopper
Unemployed=Invluntarilly leisured
Geek/nerd=Socially challenged
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